Farzi Times: "MS Dhoni eats a lot of balls, he should also turn vegan," says Virat Kohli

Virat wants all his teammates to turn vegan for better resutls.

Virat Kohli and Ravi Shastri laughing | GETTY
Indian cricket team captain Virat Kohli has turned into a vegan to calm his temperament down. The news surprised everyone as they thought the GOAT is already vegan. But what really shocked the Indian cricketers and Virat's teammates is the 29-year-old asking them to go vegan.

The fitness freak now wants everyone to turn vegan, it's mandatory like yo-yo test. He even asked MS Dhoni to do so. Lately, Dhoni has been eating a lot of balls which is made up of leather. It has affected his batting and the team as well.

"I think it's the right time to turn everyone a vegan. If BCCI is worrying about expenses, the vegetarian food will lower it. That will save a lot of money and BCCI can then allow our wives to stay with us on tour for the full duration. You know... umm.. just saying. Yes, it also benefits fitness," said Virat after arguing for extra dhaniya on the vegetable shop. 

As per our sources, Virat's decision was opposed by Rohit Sharma. In a chat with Farzi Times, he said, "Ever had veg-biryani? Me neither. 'Veg Biryani' sounds like 'Captain Kohli', it doesn't suit, right? Make me the captain and see how things and diet changes."

Ravi Shastri is in a dilemma if he should vote in favor or against Kohli? There are chances he will support Virat but only after finding a better chakna to replace his favorite grilled chicken.

(Note: The article is just for fun and not to offend anyone. It is the creation of pure fiction. Take it lightly. Turn vegan)


By Sihyeu Singh - 08 Oct, 2018

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