Virat Kohli is rested from the upcoming Nidahas Trophy 2018 in Sri Lanka. Some say he asked for rest, while others say he will help Anushka Sharma in the promotion of her movie Pari. But the actual reason was enquired by Farzi Times.
Farzi Times' sources are as accurate as Dabbawallas of Mumbai. The sources have made a shocking revelation about Virat's omission from the tri-series in March.
It is said that Virat has been rested to trace and catch Nirav Modi. The diamond jeweler Nirav has run away with Rs 11,400 crore fraud with Punjab National Bank (PNB). Kohli, who is an ambassador of PNB, got appointed for this special task. He will be accompanied by few other Indian cricketers who are also set to miss the tri-series which includes India, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh.
Hardik Pandya will join Virat in this tough job. But it has only increased Indian skipper's worries. It will be easier for Kohli to chase down Nirav than identifying Pandya with a changed look every 20 minutes. Incidently, once Ravi Shastri was about to get him arrested after he thought it's a Bangladeshi with a fake aadhar card and not Hardik Pandya.
MS Dhoni will also be there with Pandya and Kohli to guide them. Whenever they will go on a wrong way, Dhoni will shout 'Idhar dekh le bs*k' to keep them on the right path.
Another Indian cricketer, Rohit Sharma was asked to join Virat, Dhoni, and Pandya too, but he backed out. Rohit, who will lead India in Nidahas Trophy, said he didn't want to catch Nirav as the fraudster has promoted 'Make in India' by making black money here in India. Rohit said he is also promoting the campaign, as he also scores runs in India only.
When asked about scoring against relatively weak teams, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka, whom India will face next month, he said, "Bangladeshis consider themselves as Indian (points at Mamta Banerjee's photo) and Sri Lankans come to India more often than Narendra Modi Ji, hence there is no problem scoring against them."
So the hunt for Nirav will be done by the trio only; Dhoni, Virat, and Pandya, while Rohit is eyeing the battle against fiery pacers Rubel Hossain and Dasun Shanaka.
(Note: The article is just for fun and has pure fiction)