Farzi Times: Team India asks BCCI for permanent accommodation in Sri Lanka

Rohit Sharma is excited for the tour of Sri Lanka in March.

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India and Sri Lanka are playing a lot of cricket together these days. A year more and Sri Lanka can join Indian Premier League (IPL) as a separate team. That would be the only way Thisara Perera can play in the upcoming editions of IPL. 

The two teams will play again next month and once again the TRP of TV soaps will go high for few days.

Seeing continuous need of traveling to Sri Lanka, Team India has requested BCCI to provide permanent accommodation there. The Chief Executive Officer Rahul Johri has suggested an idea to build their own hotel cum apartment which will serve the purpose for long.

They have decided to contact Robart Vadra for the same. BCCI wants to know if Vadra has any land there, so they can get it at a cheap price.

Hearing the news of permanent accommodation in Sri Lanka, Rohit Sharma has already decided where to throw a grand party after his 4th and 5th double century. Now he won't wait for an anniversary, birthday, valentine's day or tonsure to score big.

Indian players have spent a lot of time in Sri Lanka recently, and it comes as no surprise some of the players are now unsure whether their home town is in India or Sri Lanka. To take care of this problem, Jacqueline Fernandez might be requested for a counselling session.

What's more surprising is, Indian cricketers still need a visa to land in Sri Lanka. Yes, Sri Lankan government has still not accepted the fact that Indian players spend more time with Sri Lankan players than their family members. Anushka Sharma is reportedly quite disturbed by the frequent visits she has had to make to see her husband Virat Kohli.

India will clash with Sri Lanka and Bangladesh in a T20I tri-series in March. Bangladesh has been added in the contest so that it doesn't feel the same for India.

It is basically like buying the same ice-cream every time but with a new topping after getting bored. 

(Note: The article is pure FICTION. Those who took this for real are the one who still belive in Asaram Bapu.)


By Sihyeu Singh - 21 Feb, 2018

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