An out of form Ravindra Jadeja surprised everyone by picking up Virat Kohli's wicket. He didn't even celebrate the wicket. For those who are wondering why? Well, smart Jadeja doesn't want a "10 seconds" celebration to cost his place in Indian team.
Even though Jadeja didn't celebrate, Virat wasn't happy with the dismissal. God! Is this end of 'Sir' Jadeja? The southpaw himself thinks so and hence to save his place, he has written an apology letter to the Indian skipper.
Farzi Times got their hands exclusively on the letter. Here it is:
I am really sorry to get you out in the last game. It wasn't my intention. Trust me, I have even sent the ball for forensic test. I still think the ball had magnet and stumps iron. You should not doubt me after I dropped two catches of Sunil Narine for you the other day, just to make it look like he doesn't score against RCB only. Ask R Ashwin, we are still loyal to you. I and Ashwin both went to watch Anushka bhabhi's horror movie Jab Harry Met Sejal. It was so scary we can't even think about watching it again.
I know you have a big heart. I apologize for forgetting my basics and performing better against your team. Hopefully, we will face each other in play-offs one day, when you will play for any other franchise."
After this drama, Stuart Binny is happy that he won't face such situation ever in his life. Getting Virat's wicket even in fluke isn't Binny's problem like Jadeja. Also, he needs to be picked first to get dropped. Smart!
Note: The article is just for fun and not to offend anyone. Please take it lightly.