Farzi Times: Royal Challengers Bangalore's journey in IPL to be made into a movie soon

RCB made a disgraceful exit from IPL yet again.

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Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB) are officially out of the tournament and with one more week to go in IPL 2018, they have decided to work in a film with Ram Gopal Varma. The movie is named "RGV ke RCB: A choke story". People who survived watching 'Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag', get ready to risk their lives again. 

RGV is set to cast Virat Kohli as a lead hero. There were rumors that Kohli and Danielle Vettori will pick the cast, but after seeing their team selection RGV didn't want to risk it.

AB de Villiers will work as a cameraman to cover all the 360-degree angle of a scene. RGV didn't cast Parthiv Patel probably because he couldn't see him.

RGV also asked his newest muse Mia Malkova to make a 'special' appearance in the movie. But when Anushka Sharma heard about Malkova, she threatened RGV with vetoing Virat Kohli's appearance in the movie.

The Indian government was happy that news about the movie on RCB would make Vijay Mallya fly to India. Even SBI was ready to take the production cost. But they don't know, only planning his fourth wedding in India will make him fly to this country again. 

The story of the movie goes like this, it's about a boy who tries to get in a relationship but ends up getting friend zoned every time. While his other friends have two or three girlfriends.

He tries hard, buys different gifts and even breaks friendships with those who aren't studs. But later finds out those with whom he parted are now studs and helping others to get girlfriends.

It is not clear that the boy will get a girlfriend, but despite having a luxury car and heavy bank balance, he is yet to call someone his ex. "Ee Sala Love Namade" is the tattoo on his forearm.

Let's see if the boy will get a girlfriend next year. Do watch the movie.

NOTE: The article is just for fun and pure fiction.


By Sihyeu Singh - 20 May, 2018

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