Sunrisers Hyderabad (SRH) is defending everything this season. That doesn't mean they can guard Salman Khan. But yes, they are currently the best defenders in India after Congress supporters, who defend Rahul Gandhi's every statement. 

SRH have defended even a total of 118 runs this season, against Mumbai Indians (MI). No wonder Indian government wants the SRH bowling spearhead Bhuvneshwar Kumar to become the defense minister of India.

Though this move isn't supported by the opposition. They think appointing Bhuvneshwar as defense minister will mean the soldier on the border will shoot on feet only if confronting with militants.

Sunrisers Hyderabad pacer Bhuvi spoke about their bowling unit to Farzi Times. He said, "Our bowling is a bigger mystery for opponents than Rashid Khan's age. We are like the huge ice wall of Game of Thrones. You need a group of deads to breach it. We have justified the term 'death overs' for opponents." 

The demand of SRH bowlers have suddenly increased. Although, this has not helped the Sunrisers fans who work for corporates. As per the companies, being an SRH fan they won't let others achieve even a small target at the end of financial year which is a big worry. Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB) fans are lucky in this case. 

SRH owners, after seeing their bowling performance, have decided to change the color of their kit to purple next year which is orange currently. They want a purple cap for every bowler of their team, rightly so. Another reason to replace orange kit is Manish Pandey having the orange cap, which makes him feel he is still scoring.

Soon, Kane Williamson will be given responsibility to defend the infinity stones. (sources: Taj Aak)

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